Stage One: The Purchase
*Walk to the display shelf*
*Pick out awesomely delicious snack*
My Mind : Take two, One for now, another for later. It's a long evening/morning/day
Me : Alright
*Pick two packets of snacks*
Hope the cashier thinks there are two kids I'm buying snacks for
Stage Two : The gormandizing of the snack
*Rip packet open*
*Sit comfortably*
*Unapologetically finish snack in seconds*
My Mind : Eat, there's another one left after all.
Me : Alright
*Settle down to watch a movie/work/study*
*Bliss*
Stage Three : The Bargain (Approximately five minutes later)
My Mind : Remember the taste of that snack we had five minutes ago?
Me : Yes
My Mind : It was so good. So good.
Me: *Silently trying to ignore*
My Mind : Let's eat the other snack now
Me : That's for later
My Mind : It is later already. Let's just eat it and forget about it completely.
Me : Ok
Stage Four : Nibbling on last snack
*Literally eating bit by bit*
*Unconsciously counting remaining snacks as I eat*
*Sighing as the packet becomes more evidently empty*
My Mind : *Scoffing* You should have bought three
Me : Why am I like this?
Hehehehehehehehe.
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